Jokes 4 Kids

• Q.  How do you help a fisherman?
  
  A.  Get him a herring aid!
  
  
• Q.  How do you stop a fish from smelling?
  
  A.  Cut it's nose off
  
  
• There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
  
  
• Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
  
  A. Because they dropped out of school! 

• Q. Which fish can perform operations?
  
  A.  A Sturgeon!

• Q. 1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
  
  A.  2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

• Q.  What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
  
  A.  As far away as possible!

• Q.  Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
  
  A.  To the prawn broker!

• Q.  What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
  
  A.  The Codfather!

• Q.  Where do you weigh whales?
  
  A.  At a whale weigh station!

• Q.  Where are most fish found?
  
  A.  Between the head and the tail!

• Q.  Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
  
  A.  On squid row!
  
  
• Q.  What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
  
  A.  Monkfish!
  
  
• Q.  Why did the lobster blush?
  
  A.  Because the sea weed!
  
  
• Q.  To whom do fish go to borrow money?
  
  A.  The loan shark!
  
  
• Q.   Why are gold fish orange?
  
  A.  The water makes them rusty!
  
  
• Q.  Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
  
  A.  Squidnappers!
  
  
• Q.  Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
  
  A.  Jack the kipper!
  
  
• Q.  What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
  
  A.  Whale of fortune!